Some Assembly Required

Just chinchillin' online.

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

(via joshpeck)

What happened here…?

What happened here…?

poetic:

was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

an autobiography

(via pizza)

I don’t like going to the store with my mom because she doesn’t believe in gluten free things. she is adamant about being pro gluten.

"mom do you want this bread?"

"Is it gluten-free?"

"Yeah."

"WE’RE A PRO GLUTEN HOUSE!"